Not Too Terribly Long

1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something

2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has

2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long

"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.

by FSG TRP. No.#46231 July 4, 2024

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

Flicking Bean The Long Way

Another way of saying waxing pole, choking the chicken, cranking hog, or spanking your monkey. AKA masturbating

I walk into a sperm bank for some extra money, all I gotta do is start Flicking Bean The Long Way!

by #LOCKEDIN March 2, 2026

IT'S BEEN SO LONG

THE FRIGGIN BEST SONG

BOB: YOOOOOOOOO DOOD I FOUND THIS SONG CALLED IT'S BEEN SO LONG
BOD: REALLY? THE FNAF SONG?
BOB: HAR HAR HAR HAR
BOD: HAR HAR

by THE MARIONETTEXDDDDD March 18, 2025

Cock A Long

When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest

Amelie is a cock a long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025