Glue Job

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.

William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...

by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020

Flow job

When someone gives a foot job and a blow job at the same time.

She was wild, she gave me a flow job

by (Flow)er girl October 13, 2020

sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012

job-ish

When you have a job .. but you don't work enough hours for it to be considered a job.

She has a job-ish .. She only works 5 hours a week.

by ben_nthejets July 28, 2012

warcraft job

A job you get just so you can afford a World of Warcraft subscription

I had to get a warcraft job so I could keep paying for WoW

by jarvisrolt March 14, 2011

Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 15, 2011