bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans

give him a bean job

by flatfish87 May 11, 2018

Pence Job

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.

Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after

by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020

Chex-Job

The act of shoving seven square Chex-Mix pretzels up the anus.

Cartman gave Jennifer Lopez such a great Chex-Job last night.

by Fudreaux October 16, 2011

crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube

Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job

by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

Jobby job

A professional career with the typical 9-5 work week.

I was working at the restaurant, but then I got a Jobby Job at the big tech company. With benefits!

by meggles0229 March 8, 2022

Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 15, 2011