poop and go

A person --usually a freshman guy -- in a shared dormitory bathroom who habitually forgets to flush a toilet after taking a big shit. Poop and Go also refers to anyone who leaves brown stains in a toilet bowl that has to be shared by others. Most poop and go's are thought to do this intentionally as a sign of dominance or disdain for others.

The freshman welcomed Joe to the dorm until they found out that he was a habitual poop and go who never flushed or cleaned the shit stains in the bowl.

by LaVista September 17, 2013

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Poop Billiards

A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.

Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.

by rashizzle September 30, 2013

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poop-pot

(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.

John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!

by Garciameister February 22, 2011

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poop elastic

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

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Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

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