tears of cum

When a guy ejaculates into someones nose and it comes out their tear gland, looking like cum tears.

She cried tears of cum last night after I came up her nose.

by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010

Cum Receptacle

1) Any orifice on a woman.
2) Any orifice on a male homosexual.

Hi Mark, have you met my cum receptacle?

Suck it you little cum receptacle!

by His Bud March 25, 2006

cum whistler

Someone who whistles while their mouth is filled to the brim with semen.

Person A: Dude, did you see Sally last night?

Person B: Yeah man, she's such a fucking cum whistler!

by Roman W February 21, 2010

cum bum

Anyone whose name I can't remember.

Hey Cum Bum!

by Stiggy May 2, 2004

cum guzzler

one who swallows large ammonts of seman

i aint kissin that ho that bitch is a cum guzzler

by diesel June 18, 2005

Dark Cum

When you shit out your dick hole. Dark Cum only comes out of your dick when you are jacking off and feel like you have to shit. When you feel like you are cumming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your dick. This mysterious chocolate liquid is really Dark Cum. Dark Cum usually occurs after eating lots of Chinese food.

Grant got super horny and started jacking off to a naked chick named Brooke making chocolate sauce. After jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to cum. He looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his dick and screams,"Shit! Dark Cum is going all over my leather assless chaps!"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 25, 2008

ear cum

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007