Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022

Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

cookie no cracker

when comparing good weed to garbage weed

“ i’m out here smoking cookie no cracker

by big kap May 18, 2020

cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny

Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips

by NokBerry December 20, 2016

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020

cookie money in the bathroom

Doing cocaine in the bathroom

"Hey dude, you wanna go do some cookie money in the bathroom?"

by iusethistofindwordsmybfsays October 11, 2022