mackerel beating

The act of man masturbation in shower.

Jack got caught mackerel beating.

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

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Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

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beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.

Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”

by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021

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Boost beating

When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.

Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”

by GINjangler March 18, 2024

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beat blade

A cancer Mobile game

I’m diagnosed with beat blade.

by Quackingallday October 15, 2020

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Beat to the socks

Extremely tired and physically worn out.

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.

by Grinder58 June 4, 2023

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