granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

Zimtimininin Toppity Top Top

a species of alien that have gleebules on their globulus

There is a Zimtimininin Toppity Top Top over there

by Immqtured March 3, 2025

Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Top Churpser

When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.

Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post

by Sora.farm September 14, 2021

top

2 cool 4 u

That's top👌

by FranjotheBanjo April 16, 2019

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025