Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020

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Chris

The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.

Chris is mine

by Milagros03 January 7, 2024

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Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

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Chris

His drip is hard it rains

Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶

by Alexsmokesrice March 3, 2021

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Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.

Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?

by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021

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