Dan Tits

A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.

Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"

Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".

by Mouth32 October 18, 2008

tit tickles

An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.

"Ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout tit tickles its creepy"

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

turkey tits

A chicks tits that hang to her belly button and resemble the beard of a turkey. Usually your neighbor who tries to wear a tube top with NO bra.

"Dude did you see the Turkey Tits on that toothless trailer park prom queen?!"

by SlipknterZ September 12, 2009

Hindi Tits

A black woman's boobs that FUCKING REEK of curry!

Black Woman: Wanna shag?

White Dude: Fuck that shit, you've got Hindi Tits!

by Arrrgh Fuck Ur Mom August 6, 2009

bitch-tits

NATHAN W. Adams OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMER.

BIG mutha fuckin' TITTIES

by nugga January 5, 2005

Jill Tits

Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings"

That new girl has some major Jill Tits, can she even physically wear a bra?

by Dinobinoid December 10, 2008

Pumpkin Tits

Man breats equivalant to that of Pamela Andersons. Not fake either.

John Perchiacca has pumpkin tits. Little asian boys, Enzo, and girls he stares at alot play with those bouncing bags of fat man titty.

by Ray Davis July 26, 2003