Black Person

Someone you loved unexpectedly and stuck on due to your love history with black person

I love my black person

by unknown-definer300 May 30, 2023

Personing

A synonym for personification that my english teacher made up.

teacher: if i said that Riley here was walking down the street would that be personing?
student: no

by HighElfOfMirkwood November 23, 2020

old person kinker

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40

Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?

by missmærkov November 4, 2021

“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.

Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!

by ConstantComment January 26, 2025

persons

A member of the rainbow people and is amazing at editing. They are constantly being broken up with by their clingy friend.

Persons: I was broken up with again
Squeaky: yeah I broke up with them
Abery: persons, this is a the 7th time this week!

by personsss3 June 19, 2022

Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.

A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”

by Youarealobster August 2, 2022

Best Personality

Something that the most attractive person may not necessarily have.

1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?

Norm: Yeah.

Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!

Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?

3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020