A chicks tits that hang to her belly button and resemble the beard of a turkey. Usually your neighbor who tries to wear a tube top with NO bra.
by SlipknterZ September 12, 2009
Get the turkey titsmug. A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.
Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"
Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".
Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".
by Mouth32 October 18, 2008
Get the Dan Titsmug. An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
Get the tit ticklesmug. by Arrrgh Fuck Ur Mom August 6, 2009
Get the Hindi Titsmug. by Dinobinoid December 10, 2008
Get the Jill Titsmug. by nugga January 5, 2005
Get the bitch-titsmug. John Perchiacca has pumpkin tits. Little asian boys, Enzo, and girls he stares at alot play with those bouncing bags of fat man titty.
by Ray Davis July 26, 2003
Get the Pumpkin Titsmug.