Kah-J

Greatest Of All Time

My child will be named Kah-J because he is my favourite child

by Kahtastrophic November 22, 2021

/j

means it is a joke, mostly used in tiktok.

the sun is cold. /j

by Mr Explainer July 9, 2021

Micheal j. Fox

When your all out of bugs and only have shale left.

"Man, I need to re up, I'm down to just Micheal j. Fox."

by Claude cutlass May 15, 2018

Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.

Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

J word

A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.

At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."

by dayman2010 June 1, 2023

Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017