When a lady fits the requirements of what Haji is looking for; Extreme plus size, scarfie, bengali (prefferably darker skin).
by hajis February 19, 2018
When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.
by Mikey Spikey October 18, 2017
by Loveboi85 February 28, 2017
Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K March 23, 2016
When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.
"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"
by Basic Rich December 16, 2022
by -_-XIII August 10, 2022
by Longwood69 March 01, 2011