online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 2, 2013

punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.

white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.

by bizzo July 16, 2008

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

national punch your sister day

National punch your sister day is every February 20th, where you can punch your sister all day long

Today is national punch your sister day

by Alyankees12 February 20, 2023

Sucker Punch

sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men

you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

Punching bag

British person

British people are punching bags

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021