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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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playing grab ass

flirting, along with some minor touching and affection
Mike and Jasmine are out back playing grab ass
by Sicilian Cowboy July 2, 2023
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Sand Play

Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.
Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?
by Faser Flow October 19, 2024
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they aren't playing with a full deck

When adults have mental issues, whether diagnosed, or gone undiagnosed, that lead them to act out erratically, or not like a logical, pragmatic individual.
Example: "they aren't playing with a full deck."

Damien: I ain’t going after nobody! They are fully grown adults. If they choose to go out that door, mad, or whatever, so be it.

Jimmie: Well, they may be fully grown adults, but…

Felicity: (Cutting her father, Jimmie, off). But they aren’t playing with a full deck.
by Danny Boss June 12, 2022
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Shuffle and Play

Shuffle and Play is forever, everyone who has been apart of shuffle and play is forever. The friendship will live on, the groupchat will live on. It is forever.
Wow! Shuffle and Play is so gas!
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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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