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Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.
I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.
by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022
mugGet the Money Stickmug.

Money

Wow that money was so fire
by Casserole123 November 11, 2016
mugGet the Moneymug.

big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023
mugGet the big money, big cockmug.

Money talks

A beautiful day of celebration that nobody knows or will know about. If you have money talks with a person that means that you and person will forever be friends no matter what happens. You must set a date for the money talks day and make a promise that no matter what happens, money talks will happen. Money talks is great, if you know you know. Smoke some blunts, roll one smoke when you live like this you’re supposed to party.
Person 1: when is money talks

Person 2: June 25!!! I’m so excited
Person 2: omg I’m counting down
by Camsar January 19, 2025
mugGet the Money talksmug.

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.
setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money
by catpaw September 1, 2012
mugGet the boot moneymug.

That type of money

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?
by Bob the lob January 29, 2022
mugGet the That type of moneymug.

cheeseburger money

the amount of money that is enough to get you just what you want
i need me some cheeseburger money man, fuck!”
by wellafella December 25, 2023
mugGet the cheeseburger moneymug.

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