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cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)
Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.
by smmmg June 17, 2016
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el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.
My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?
by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012
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clown question, bro

The standard and best retort to a clown question.
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."

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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
by speakonit December 17, 2012
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go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....
Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.
by the man who laughs April 27, 2012
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Choney Bros

n. A small group of gangbangers from the 650. The Choney Bros associate themselves with criminal perversion and legspeed. They also enjoy beatboxing.
Dude, you wanna join the Choney Bros? Too bad, you can't because you suck.
by Chops, The Franchise February 24, 2010
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Bro Dep

A deputy brother. A close friend or mate.
Jimmy: So, i'll meet you for a pint down at the pub?

Dave: Yeh, bro dep. See you then.
by Cochise the Man April 4, 2011
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bro-boating

paddling (kayaking) with nothing but skin under a pfd.
man, look at those steezy kids bro-boating in the wave.
by wliurtjhwo498rw July 11, 2010
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