Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012

job-ish

When you have a job .. but you don't work enough hours for it to be considered a job.

She has a job-ish .. She only works 5 hours a week.

by ben_nthejets July 28, 2012

warcraft job

A job you get just so you can afford a World of Warcraft subscription

I had to get a warcraft job so I could keep paying for WoW

by jarvisrolt March 14, 2011