Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

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No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

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i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017

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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

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Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020

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