John Doe

An unknown man

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

John Sweeney

A man afraid of commitment

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.

by Helianski94 December 2, 2021

John Dumlao

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.

*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"

by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022

John Xina

John Xina is good and stronk

Ahhhhhh :) John Xina

by Xosis [GD] February 22, 2022

John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

Fat John

See definition for Gay John

by Vortex Residents April 22, 2003

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005