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Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.
"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."
by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024
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Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
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Ghost

Cool Swedish rock band with a hot vocalist
by VenusGhoulette May 12, 2023
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Moaning Ghost

The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.
Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed…
by Tim.O.Thy July 15, 2021
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Ghost Hunter

An Asian woman who only dates white men. The female counterpart to the white male “Rice Chaser” who only dates Asian women. This especially applies to Asian feminist virtue signaling women who publicly rant about “Yellow Fever“ and the misogyny of white men fetishizing Asian women, while exclusively dating white men, so that other Asians will see them as successful.
Dude. Do you think Jackson is a Rice Chaser? He’s dating his third Chinese girl in a row.

Nah, man. You have it backwards. She’s a Ghost Hunter. He’s not with her because she’s Asian. She’s with HIM because he’s white. She’s his third Asian girl but he’s her tenth white dude. She’s trying to impress her Tiger Mom or something.
by thetack1347 October 5, 2020
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Ghost

Sorry bro, I didn't mean to ghost you for 4 hours.
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E-Ghosts

E-Ghosts: A term for a modern generation of tech-savvy criminals who use technology like fast sports e-bikes to steal phones and use signal jammers to steal luxury vehicles, like Range Rovers, also involved in thefts, to drug dealing, assaults, and even murder. They operate in complete anonymity, wearing disguises and all-black clothing, balaclavas gloves and face masks, making the authorities powerless against them. Their motto: is "No face, no case
Lee: Did you see?
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.

Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.

E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol
by Jamie Cheese November 26, 2025
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