Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found

Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 13, 2022

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

ur dad

Gay

ur dad gay

by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020

Dad Anxiety

When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.

*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"

by Athuguy January 30, 2023

Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation

The Expendables 2 is a perfect example of dad porn.

by Blam7713 May 17, 2022