Crack head

The definition of a crack head is my dad

Wow Jeff, your dad looks like a while crack head

by Elizabeth the Word Knower October 03, 2018

Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 02, 2021

Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 13, 2020

vindicated crack

It's a crack that you don't have to feel guilty for. Therefore you may use it and be free of guilt. Mainly diet crack.

I've been thinking of cutting back on crack, do you know anyone selling that vindicated crack? I'm on a diet .

by M3rCy December 06, 2017

Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole

Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 10, 2020

Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.

“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”

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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”

by Robertmueller March 25, 2019

crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017