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Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned
I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.
by loosoh June 15, 2021
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FIRE ANTS GHOST

The worse GHOST in LIFE you will ever encounter and the reason is , this ghost will likely kill you if you are accepted.

Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.

FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.

FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.
TRUST ME if the FIRE ANTS GHOST accepts you as you are as good as DEAD.

What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.

The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.

All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021
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~ghosted~

Probably some Mexican loser with a perm who pulls no hoes. He is constantly watching movies and is suck at every single game. He can be spotted wearing a sweater, pants, and the same hats. He absolutely banged your mom though 😈😈😈. If you ever speak to him he will say one of two things; CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW; ligma balls. Has had the same cringe name on discord ever since he got discord and made it his name on pretty much every platform. If you see this man please contact the local hoes and tell them that their services are needed.
person 1 "hey is that ~ghosted~?"
person 2 "oh maybe, hey are you ~ghosted~?"
~ghosted~ "yeah i am what's up"
person 1 and 2 " FUCK YOU CRINGE ASS LOSER"
~ghosted~ "dam☹"
by ~ghosted~ June 17, 2021
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Ghost

Ghost is when someone ignores you or Joes you online.
Mia isn’t replying to my messages even though I know she’s seen them. I think she’s trying to Ghost/joe me!
by quarter589 June 18, 2021
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ghost

/ɡoʊst/
1. noun: an apparition of a dead person or animal.
2. noun: the thick white cloud exhaled after a massive bong hit; momentarily feels like your life has been drained.
3. verb: to cut contact without prior warning.
1. I thought I saw the ghost of my late grandfather last night.
2. Trey took a toke so big I could see the ghost leave his body.
3. Devon ghosted me last week, so it's been really awkward seeing him at work.
by furfrou May 15, 2021
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Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.
Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.
by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021
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FUNERAL GHOST

Convincingly so THE OBJECT OF LIFE IS TO DIE AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
Test the hypothesis in the next definition as this is full explosive destruction of any presence as the FUNERAL GHOST will either be on the left of the equals or the right side of the equals for the PEDOPHILE ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN . It depends on not the middle as that is taken for the operation.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021
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