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Your Mum 

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.
"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."
Your Mum by Project 571 March 8, 2013

Your Mom 

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.
What's 9+10?
YOUR MOM
Your Mom by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014

Your Mom 

Your mom is a comeback that you say when you have nothing else to say even if it doesn't make sense
Guy1: You're fat and ugly
Guy2: Like your mom
Your Mom by NerdyRoman February 9, 2015

your mom 

1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.
Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*
your mom by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015

Your mom 

THE DUMBEST PHRASE EVER
People say "your mom" as a response when they are bored or in the fifth grade!!!
It is so stupid
You can say it when ever u want to annoy someone
Anna: what's the math HW for today?

Chris: your mom
______________________ sam: hey, what did you get on that science test?
Peter: YOUR MOM
____________________ liam: what did u do today
Tom: your mom

Your shoe is fittin' me 

used to say "I feel you, I'm facing the same situation."
David: Man I'm broke, Its just 10 days for the month and I'm gone...
Ricky: Yeah, I can feel you... Your shoe is fittin' me...