bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

fux u

Its like saying fuck u but its cuter and girlier

Taylor: yo u short LMAOOO
Lexi: fux u <3

by sallyy applesauce May 1, 2021

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

no u

a phrase someone made to reject something that someone said back to them

hey you kinda stink ngl
no u

by cakefarmer March 2, 2021

u-spot graze

a man rubbing his lips against the urethra

The museum director did a u-spot graze on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

u-12

U-12 is when all your friends are teenagers but your stuck on the little kid side.

stop being such a U-12.

by SudDude November 24, 2016

No u

No u, the worlds greatest insult only second to, "Ur mom" and ahead of joe. whos joe? you may be asking. Joe mama , thats who.

No u, the worlds greatest insult only second to, "Ur mom" and ahead of joe. whos joe? you may be asking. Joe mama , thats who.

Teddy: what did you do last night
Freddy: Ur mom

within the next ten minutes freddys minecraft base was griefed by teddy

by xcc2 May 18, 2021