Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.

jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff

by j4k33 July 22, 2021

Jake

A kind person and a lover all girls fall in love in him

By Jakesr

by Jakesrnyouknowit January 22, 2021

Jake

THE BEST PERSON EVER WHO IS KIND AND LOYAL AND SWEET IN GENERAL WHO NEEDS TO LOVE HIMSELF AND GIVE HIMSELF MORE CREDIT FOR HOW COOL HE IS

JAKE ACCEPT MY COMPLEMENTS YOU JERKWAD

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Jake

A very interesting man. Might be depressed but a very hot man.

Jake is so hot

by JUST JØKËS October 30, 2019

Jake’s

Slang for Cops/Police

“Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”

by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024

Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024