Conspiracy Theorists

A person who questions known liars

Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.

by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012

Conspiracy Theorist

Anyone who does their own research

Tim: Did you hear that the conspiracy theorists are claiming that the Rockefeller Foundation is funding the covid passports?

Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!

by Rebelfighters April 8, 2021

theoretical physicist

A sadist who creates impossible equations for experimenters to solve

Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.

by uselesstemporary September 20, 2014

theorizedism

the religion of making theories.

The theorizedism people are making theories everyday

by 109190182349876 April 13, 2009

ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.

Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro

by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008

The rolling Theorum

The Rolling Theorum is an equation used in current day mathematics. It can be used to find out a large amount of information about geometry when reduced properly (cylinders, specifically, hence the name "Rolling Theorum.")
This equation must be solved for y where x = Z||R and is as follows:

y = ((R²I²CK)/RI) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

so, we have to start by dividing the left side of the plus sign. Which leaves us with..

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

Next, we come to the R², which is (RR)

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(RR)(EL))

And to make it easier to read, we'll leave it as R²

y = (RICK) + (2X)/(BAR²EL)

Now we come to the 2X. We said earlier that it was equal to Z || R, which means Z or R. So let's plug this in..

y = (RICK) + (2(Z || R))/(BAR²EL)

Now, any StarFox fan will recognize this as a Barrel Roll, as 2 times Z or R is a Barrel Roll.

y = (RICK) + (BARREL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

Simplify BARREL..

y = (RICK) + (BAR²EL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

divide what's on the right side of the plus sign..

y = RICK + ROLL

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. Y = RICK ROLL. AND THIS IS TRUELY WHY IT IS CALLED THE ROLLING THEORUM.

"DAMNIT DUDE, I got Rick Roll'd from The Rolling Theorum today!"
"I can use the Rolling Theorum to determine the Length of this Cylinder"

by Anonymous - 0GM January 8, 2009

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange February 6, 2006