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Hearing stars

The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music
Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?

Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?

Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?

Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!

Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!

Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.

Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.

Person 26: word’ cum!
by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024
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Your star

Your star is someone you look up To. The person you aspire to be someone you forever hope to be. Not exactly like then just as kind or maybe as mean as them.
Person 1: Caleb is so gentle he's my star<33

Person 2: Really he's your star? I think he should stand up for himself more like Abe ..
by Gtzaiw July 2, 2023
mugGet the Your starmug.

Star Rake

Star Rake is an Youtuber With 400 Subscribers an he is a Leader Of Zet R
Somebody Broke into My House AND THEN STAR RAKE MACKED IT
by Designed By Someone Oct 8 2007 October 12, 2021
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Super star my ass

To put 5 tongues amongst an asshole. Making a star like lick.
I need to get crazy. Time to super star my ass.
by Poopgoddontplaywithme May 2, 2024
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Papi Sandino/All Star security

Papi Sandino/All Star security is a subject that does not take his pills le gusta las peruanas and is the worst All star instructor of all time he got dumped in disney for not wanting to see fireworks so his girlfriend broke up with him and darrel hates him and he likes every girl in the drill team
All star instructor hate Papi Sandino/All Star security
by Snadino Glazer January 10, 2025
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College Michelin Star

Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
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