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A j-slap is when a romantic partner licks his or her hand and slaps a girls vajayjay (vagina) to lubricate and excite their partner.
Hey baby, let me help you out *licks his hand and gives her a j-slap.*
J-slap by kathom86 April 6, 2013
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Pitch-slap 

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.
"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"
Pitch-slap by Amanuensis May 12, 2015

blister slap 

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.
I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

Money Bitch-Slap 

To bitch slap someone such as a bitch with a stack of money.
Money Bitch-Slap by John Farney January 25, 2009

English Scrotum Slap 

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
English Scrotum Slap by Wes1591 August 13, 2012

cincinnati ass slap 

When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.
The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.