Post-formal farts

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*

by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

post this on ig reels

If someone says this to you, they want you to be laughed at, or bullied. Since Instagram reels has a comment section known for bullying anyone.

Comment sections on tiktok are nice, friendly and filtered
Comment sections in ig reels are cruel, evil, and they will not hold back.

Bob: *posts a video of his fit to school*
tiktok: wow nice fit
John: post this on ig reels lil bro
ig reels: you ugly as hell bro the fit is trash.

by ftxtct January 31, 2024

Post information age

If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.

At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

post wod clarity

After you work out and you start to overthink everything

Kyle: Bro i finished my Workout and i got post wod clarity im not tryna do anything else today

by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021

post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."

by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022