hirsh poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town

by no range no game March 30, 2018

Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

by waternymph July 1, 2017

poop and goop

Its when your pooping and you jack off... Jordan tata was first to coin poop and goop when he was discovered at work beating off to the smell of his poop.

Jordan tata starts every day with a hot shower and a poop and goop

by -Hew419- August 21, 2016

scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

by Orangejello May 3, 2018

poop gc

the best groupchat ever consisting of car, mella, and bug. the users in the groupchat are the most famous people on stan twitter and have joined together to form an alliance.

Person A: "omg i am so jealous of poop gc they are so cool"
Person B: "ikr i wish i was in that gc they r so swaggy"

by zourrycumslut December 15, 2020

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021