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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.
by Go with the bro September 11, 2023
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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"
Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!
by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017
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Pocket Sniffer

A term to refer to an animal when Sniffin yo damn pockets! like, get out of there! there ain't no food!!
My dog bella kept thinking there was food in my pockets so I said "BEGONE POCKET SNIFFER"!
by EnvyListed December 23, 2021
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Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.
"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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pocket artist

befriending an artist/editor etc. so they will make free art for you
“don’t befriend *insert name*. they just pocket artists to draw their oc”
by skidicls February 6, 2020
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