pig monkey

a.k.a. Scott Adams.
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)

Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*

by The Paradiddle Pro July 12, 2004

monkey's thumbs

excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing

whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that

by Monodon July 27, 2004

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

brass monkey

old naval term, brass monkey is for the canon ball holders.

freezing the ball of the brass monkey

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

monkey-slut

Someone whose standards are so low that they'll shag a monkey.

Dude, look at the grenade that monkey-slut's dancing with!

by Emily Younger April 23, 2003

Mattress Monkey

A crazy, wild lover. Animal in the bedroom..But cute and cuddly in public.

"Last night was so great, he's sucha mattress monkey."

by dustbunny April 27, 2005