spanish water dog

The act of butt-chugging sangria.

There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.

by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018

Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.

1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!

by G Jack October 2, 2021

Burnt your water

When You messed up something that can't be messed up

You burnt your water
Yea right, you burnt your water

My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water

by Tony Arena November 29, 2019

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

West Water Posse

A vicious gang formed by members that lived in the West Water Road area. Gang members would have to perform fellatio on each other to join the gang. Disbanded in the early 2000s.

The West Water Posse jumped my boy Bookie back in the day.

by phonda May 28, 2011

Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020