Hairy Tuxedo

A large tuft of man hair on the chest that unfortunately grows in the formation of a 1970's tuxedo shirt. Most commonly used in code to make fun of someone with excessive body hair.

1. That is the hottest hairy tuxedo I have ever seen!
2. That guy doesn't even need a shirt. He could just rock that hairy tuxedo.

Hairy Tuxedo by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

Hairy Anchovie 

The female Vagina or Vulva

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?

Hairy Anchovie by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009

hairy porpoise 

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

Man...that chick over there has a real hairy porpoise anal booty butthole hairy brown starfish

hairy porpoise by Ramsoccer2 May 26, 2016

Hairy Ocean 

A women with an emmense amount of hair on her vaginal region.

Man she is a hairy ocean.

Hairy Ocean by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003

Tom Hardy 

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.

"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.

Tom Hardy by admicu April 15, 2014

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

shit off you hairy dogs cock by chris and liam February 12, 2007

hairy lollipop 

The act of inserting your scrotum into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.

I think Danny loves me. He gave me a hairy lollipop.

hairy lollipop by Whorey December 7, 2006