chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

Diez Leches Cake

A type of cake that has 2% Milk, Sweeten Condensed Milk, Evaporated Milk, Breast Milk, Coconut Milk, Goat Milk, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Powdered Milk, Rice Milk, and a hint of Sperm Milk.

My mom made a bomb ass diez leches cake and said it’s healthier than the trez leches cake.

by UrbanPrince December 20, 2018

Vagina cup cake

When you spread icing in and around your girls vagina. Then you eat it and eat her pussy.

"Yo! I gave my girl a vagina cup cake last night. I think she wants more!"

by puss-icer69 June 5, 2009

Beat your cakes

Ghetto south everett (wa) term for To Have Sex, Screw A Chick

Cameron told me he wants to Beat Your Cakes

by *~ashley lasater~* September 7, 2004

Cake Baking

When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.

Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)

Later today we should go cake baking~

by sociallyawkwardmilk June 1, 2018

hand cake

when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.

"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"

by miner69ner September 23, 2012

Douche Cake

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

by I am B August 1, 2007