butters my owl

Origin: Sort of like the phrase "That butters my bread", but combined with "That’s a hoot"(or a laugh)
Meaning: something that makes you happy or joyful

That was a funny joke. That butters my owl.

by G-rex and the Fox October 13, 2019

Undercover truffle butter

The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex

"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"

by Umgowa July 19, 2017

Peanut Butter 69

This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.

"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"

Have you ever heard of this move called the "Peanut Butter 69"?

by Master Of Pokémon April 17, 2016

peanut butter muffin

ask your dog…

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 31, 2023

Cleveland Nutter Butter

The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it

My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.

by Pecker Abu Bakr August 06, 2020

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

by Fuck idk what to put here November 21, 2019

skippy nutter butter

Primarily performed by a male but, given enough motivation, can be carried out by a female.

The act of verbally berating a subordinate while wearing tan, or khaki, pants with the testicles exposed through the zipper portion of the pants, where a generous dollop of peanut butter eagerly awaits a hungry canine.

Hey, did you see Chad going all Skippy Nutter Butter on Joe?

Yeah I saw, now all I can think about is how much I want a PB&J.

by Stellarcorpse13 May 18, 2016