You won't

Inverse psychology that works with many but not with everyone.

You won't... pff this one is tricky...

Just call me... I won't do it
Clear?

by Ayuryari November 25, 2021

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.

Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

by nznegativeions July 12, 2011

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

by Lissylooe January 3, 2020

hello you

a moron asdfadfs afdafdaf f
stop requiring all fields to be filled in

hello you is a moron

by Tim December 2, 2003

you changed

When someone tells you "you changed" or "she changed" it basically means you need to change

Look at sam guys she changed

Yo josh you changed

by Yagir April 8, 2017

thank you

What to say when y’are in a pickle with some one (from those one commercials..)

Girl-"Why are you so mean some times?!?"

Guy-"Umm..Thank you?"

Girl-"Wow, Greg...You've never said that to me before!!!"*big elated smile here*

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

damned if you do, damned if you don't

you're screwed either way.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't join the military during Vietnam. There was a war draft.

by Adrian May 10, 2006