Two Wongs don't make a White

Also : Too Rongs don't make a Write, Two Wongs don't make a Wright, Two Wongs don't make a rice, etc.
This is a stereotypical+thick Asian accent of the sentence "Two wrongs don't make a white".
Two Wongs don't make a White, because they have Wong as their surname.
If the baby is of White family, it means the baby is not theirs. Full stop.
by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022
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A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.
You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.
by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013
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Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'
Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"
by NorvenMunki September 18, 2013
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a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
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World War Two threesome

when three Jews are forced to have sex with each other before going into the crematory
My grandpa was forced to have a World War Two threesome
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Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.
Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
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Call of Duty Black Ops Two

The sequel to the first Black Ops. Set in 2025 during a future conflict with China you play as Alex Masons son. It will most likely attract many buyers and may do better than its predecessor. Zombies is also likely to be included. Others say it looks like COD was combined with Halo and Battlefield somehow got in there.
Person 1-You gonna pre-order Call of Duty Black Ops Two?
Person 2-Hell yes!

Person 1- You gonna pre-order Black Ops 2?
Person 3-Hell NO! I'm gonna wait for Battlefield 3s two DLC's coming out around that time, Armored Kill and End Game
by Al W. May 07, 2012
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