chris

Fake ass bitch that don't know how to treat people right and ugly asf. Chris is such a dumbass.

OMG! Did you just see what Chris did. He is such a dumbass. He is so fake to people.

by Snow Bunny ()() <3 June 16, 2018

Chris

Chris is the type of guy to marry a girl named leah and to take a bullet for some one and laugh about it chris is the type of guy that can be the best person but sometimes he sits on his ass and plays video games and chris the type of guy of to beat anyones ass and maybe become bffs with them chris the type of guy to stand up to anyone and will awlays put himself last and be the bes person that will have the best buddies and flip bitches off chris the type of guy to follow his dreams and never give up chris is the type of guy to get framed for shit chris is the type of guy to be called fat stupid retard and dosent care chris is the type of guy to only cry ethier if random citzens die or gets hurt chris is the type of guy to die with honor chris is the type of guy to hide his musels unitl he needs to show am chris is the type of guy to play the gutiar ledgenday chris is the type of guy to become a brickwall or aka a westitler chris is the type of guy to get mad if someone messes with him or his family chris the type of guy pretending that hes making a youtube video chris the type of guy to beat anyone in a video game match chris is the type of guy to say purpule for the whole day day chris is the type of guy to fall aslseep in class chris is the type of guy to have a kickass birthday party and you will get lucky if u get invited chris the type of guy to not have seen the movie but noes every single part of the movie and tells people hes seen it

chris is the type of guy to get all the girls and sometimes be lazy has f but most of the time be a badass

by Cheezitzfreak July 19, 2016

chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.

Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome

by splintthefirst January 5, 2024

chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!

Chris Cannie beat my meat so hard

by ScripZero December 7, 2016

Chris

Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice

Christen in her messages

by Christenalations November 21, 2021

Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

Chris

Chris. A kind but shy guy. His looks are extremely cute, but his smile is the best. He will keep to himself until you earn his trust, taking from minutes to even weeks. The second you become friends, there is no losing him. He will find a space in your heart forever, whether you like it or not. His dorkiness can become addictive, making you eventually fall in love with him. Every time he hugs you or tells one of those corny math jokes, you'll fall in love with him all over again.

"Chris is so cute!"
"Did you hear that joke he made about 7?"

"I think I like Chris.."

by ValerieStar March 30, 2020