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After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.
Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!
by WilBur77 August 2, 2011
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shomer cayleigh

a tradition where men can't touch those named cayleigh
daniel couldn't touch cayleigh because he is shomer cayleigh
by johnny buckland October 2, 2011
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showerface

Originated on the streets of Southgate, North East London, meaning a person who can be upholded to being on top of his/her game.

A showerface is like a symbol, an icon of his/her area who people can't question, but just admire. Used widely in GRIME lyrics by the like of KANO, WILEY, SKEPTA, BIMAL and many others.

people now utilise the word to describe the leader or a person with influence.
'whats up showerface?' or 'whens the showerface coming' or that man's a true showerface.
by joshiman June 4, 2007
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Showee

similar to a shocker, the showee is performed on a man. With the index finger inside the man's anus, the pinky finger pokes underneath their testicles.
After waking up from the winning coach, Steph gave Tim a showee.
by Mr.Mit May 18, 2005
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showerbomb

The most evil, yet most entertaining thing to do to someone taking a shower; Simply walk in, rip ass and walk out. The humidity will amplify the stench, to the point that even a potential squeaky-no-scent will evolve into a weapon of biological warfare. Bonus points if you are able to trap them in the room with the exhaust fan turned off.
Broseph Primus: Hey, Secundus, who is taking a shower right now?
Broseph Secundus: I think it's Tetria.
Broseph Primus: Perfect. Loose the belt, it's time to make his nostril hairs explode. Let's showerbomb him and blame it on Dad!
by Alucard54s May 19, 2016
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star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!
"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.
Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"
by Jack dake December 1, 2017
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