Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).

I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.

by Aprel January 29, 2010

penis grass

the short and curlys around the cock n' balls

I took the clippers to my penis grass and now it looks like a golf course putting green, flag and all

by TheArkAtek May 30, 2009

mind penis

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.

That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.

by Olibaba March 26, 2009

penis muffler

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)

whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??

by jake boyle ahh May 25, 2008

bills penis

An Asian scholar who can't see. When you notice the bills penis you realize that it can not be defined. So you try to write a definition but you can't. So then you try to read a definition but simply can't. So this is the definition of bills penis. INCEPTION!!!!!

You simply can't bills penis this word

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

Hitler Penis

A one inch, non-circumcised cock.

That kid probs got a hitler penis.

by Yeahsoumyeahum November 19, 2014