Nathan

The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.

Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Nathaniel lukas

When you jack off to J.D. Vance because you secretly like him

Hey man, I am Nathaniel Lukas and I like J.D. Vance but I can't let people really know.

by Editname August 21, 2024

Nathigga

bowling ball built nigga whos survival instincts are “stop drop n role” fire drill but hes applied it to every dangerous situation. Often also named Nathan Gonzalez.

"Is that guy a nathigga"

"Yeah, he tried to run away from his friends and he decided to have a seizure."

by schmeatbeater123 August 28, 2024

Nathanael

Nathanael means to always be there for someone. It means to love with your whole heart. It means to put never put yourself first even when everyone else thinks you should. Nathanael is to pick the most undeserving people and shower them with goodness despite whatever their past may be. Nathanael is to be patient always. It is to never pressure someone or expect more than what they can give. Nathanael doesn’t mean perfection, it means to be perfectly imperfect.

You’re such a Nathanael, that’s why I love you!

by evolniylsselepoh April 22, 2024

Nathan

He is the leader and founder of the HDL(Hobnob defence league) and is a very funny and loving guy and is 100% not a nonce.

Loves protien a lot tho, has a raging addiction to it.

Eer, that Nathan lad is a canny good lad like. Think he’s a nonce tho.

by NatBro April 25, 2024

nathan harry

noun: someone who is being ignorant or is lacking awareness.

Stop being such a Nathan harry

by antbeef April 28, 2024

Nathan

the worst guy you'll ever meet I swear I have never met a Nathan that didn't make me want to rip out my liver so bad if you see one get a taser and pepper spray and tbh a gun

person 1: Oh hey look its Nathan!
person 2: EW WTF *cocks gun*

by Chives >:3 April 28, 2024