jesus

the definition of perfection a handsome boy he has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile everything about him is sweet and kind he’s an extraordinary guy and he’s the person i’m gonna marry one day because he’s my other half
jesus is the love of my life and will continue to be forever
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Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend
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A guy who will act like they love you but break your heart.
"Jesus cheated on me again*
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Jesus

He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.
“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell
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A sexy black man who is very kool
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jesus died lol
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