by God September 27, 2004
Get the would Jesus microwave a burrito? mug.Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.
by Smrff February 3, 2008
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by the BEAST July 6, 2004
Get the thank you jesus mug.An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.
Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.
by buhzinga December 12, 2009
Get the Alabama Jesus mug.by CommiePinko December 24, 2008
Get the Kung-fu jesus mug.Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.
Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"
Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.
Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.
by scorpiotail December 29, 2010
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Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus
Jesus: *stares intensely*
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus
Jesus: *stares intensely*
by Hebe-Jeebies July 18, 2014
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