by Kaliwhoib May 28, 2022
Get the Death flipmug. Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.
I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.
by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020
Get the college deathmug. *worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.
Death- Being dead.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.
Death- Being dead.
by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020
Get the Deathmug. A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024
Get the phallic brawl to the deathmug. A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.
My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.
by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021
Get the Pre Near Death Experiencemug. sick ass lense used mostly for skateboarding videos, in other words a .3x fisheye, they are made by opteka and a few others and offer the widest angle out there. Usually more expensive than other types, prices start at $100
by rob mayne June 28, 2011
Get the baby deathmug. The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
by Seresan July 12, 2024
Get the Brown ring of deathmug.