by Mickmike August 10, 2017
Get the For to duckmug. not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop”
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
Get the not the sharpest duck in the china cabinetmug. Friend: "I've been waiting all day for his response but then I opened up my messages and saw that I got ducked."
You: "Oh what?? He reacted to your message but didn't respond? How rude!"
You: "Oh what?? He reacted to your message but didn't respond? How rude!"
by waffle&lust May 13, 2020
Get the duckedmug. by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023
Get the Duck assmug. by SassTheo June 8, 2017
Get the Duck Vonmug. The sexiest MF you’ll ever meet, not a woman, not a man, they are someone you will never understand. Baby, They’re a Star!
by Sissyrobin May 1, 2020
Get the Chuck Duckmug. The act of wearing a Navy shirt (or a polo with similar appearance), a Navy style hat, and a bow tie while wearing nothing on the lower half of your body. Sometimes the clothing for the upperhalf of your body is switched out depending on clothing availability and situation. Can lead to unexpected, or expected) sexual encounters as this can cause potential mates enter a sexually overdrive state.
My girlfriend came over last night while I was Donald Ducking. She instantly became wet and forced me to be her sex toy.
I walked into the kitchen and my girlfriend was Donald Ducking while washing the dishes. My became hardest its ever been and I couldn't resist taking her right there on the table.
I walked into the kitchen and my girlfriend was Donald Ducking while washing the dishes. My became hardest its ever been and I couldn't resist taking her right there on the table.
by Ksylvesterb December 31, 2024
Get the Donald Duckingmug.