Yee-Haw Brain 

noun

1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity

2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.

3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.

Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".

Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".

Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"

Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."

Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"

Yee-Haw Brain by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021

has no brain and is thick 

Logan

logan has no brain and is thick

has no brain and is thick by jasfdsdaifsdkfs July 28, 2021

bleed-on-my-brain 

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

bleed-on-my-brain by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

low poly brain 

An idiot 3d video game modder.

P1:"He's really idot for a modder."
P2:"Yeah, he has a low poly brain."

low poly brain by Lit Pr August 24, 2021

shave the brain 

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them

Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers

shave the brain by marklarthewelby September 4, 2021

Cut that Brain off

To make stop overthinking from a situation

Na, overthinking. Just stop stay busy. Cut that brain off

Cut that Brain off by Mashaaaaaa September 26, 2021

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

Alan’s brain by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021