can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

by quACK ACK November 11, 2018

Canned

To be referred to as 'Canned' in a canadian city like Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver, Surrey, and Lethbridge. Is to be attacked with bear spray also known as bear mace in Canada.

person 1: yo did u hear mohamed got canned?
person 2: nahh ehh i ain hear dat

by jr2oppy October 2, 2023

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Trash can

It's a can thats a trash, what did you expect?

People 1: Hey dude, What's a trash can?

Me: It's a fucking can that's trash
My older cousin: i raised that girl

by anonymous September 30, 2021

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

Salmon Can

A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can

Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.

by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010